One time at a Weight Watchers meeting the leader asked
"What activities can be done using little or no food?"
Someone said "A birthday party"
and I thought "not my family" ,
they expect massive amounts of food in exchange for a present!
Then someone said "Camping"
and there was one collective agreement around the room
and then there was my audible
"Whaaaaaaaaa, who goes camping without food??!!"
I hadn't meant to blurt that out loud.
You need food to camp, now fat people don't needa be making S'mores, but dag.
Anyway, I then added
"Sex, is one such activity...unless you count the whipped cream,
but you can get the fat free kind"
Most people in the room gasped (which was my goal, ha) and a few erupted in laughter.
One lady said "Wouldn't that be sticky?"
Ummm...well yeah!
Oh, I bet she's a screamer.
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"bet she's a screamer"...hahaha!
You can always make it more healthy by adding fruit
You are so bad! LOL
Ha ha ha ha!!!
There is always “peanut butter."
Great answer!!!!!!
@vexations - You are as bad as me.
Watch out for whip cream and yeast infections! Ack! Those yeasty beasty love them some good sugar!
Good that you can have fun, even at a weight watchers meeting. The one that I went to with my mother (when I was 8) seemed more like a group confessional and collective flagelation.
hahahahahaha... funny post, especially that last part.
Ha! Somehow I wouldn't have expected this from you...
lol!!!! hilarious. jeff won't use foods like that in the bedroom because of the stickiness. makes NO sense to me! and i agree, when i went camping with my parents growing up we always had a TON of food. and i really mean a ton hahahahah. we brought so much food, it was awesome. i loved it. camping without food would be lame.
@blonde_apocalypse - Haaaa. I think my statement went over like a fart in church.
@Passionflwr86 - Once in while I rock the boat!
Some people just have no spirit of adventure.
hahahaha!
Oh, I bet she's a screamer.
Miss Scarlett, you is BAD! (lol)
Lmao
Honey would probably be healthier but it's also much stickier...
Funny post!
You're like little Cider: BAD!! And loving it!
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Fat free whipped cream for sex? You're a GENIUSSSSS
Hehehe! And to think you are so sweet! (now we all know why!) hahaha!
drizzled chocolate ... yum ... or caramel ... forget the calories!! you're gonna work 'em off! right?
I'd have replied with "Not as sticky as Krazy Glue".
Hahaha. Best thing I've read all day: "Oh, I bet she's a screamer." Hahaha.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Thanks for the laugh! I soooo needed it!
haha this is the best thing read on here in weeks.
Well done. And let's not forget whiskey (as in Leaving Las Vegas).
FeeerrrrrrDURRRRPPPP!! scuze me. I just bought whipped cream today for the first time in my life. Funny you should mention it. Betsy!!! Will you lose my virginity someday?
Melted chocolate!
ahhhh - exsqueese me but isn't sex kinda sticky anyway
and I just squirt the redi whip directly in my mouth ( the full fat kind ) 
that way you don't have to worry about the sticky's melding together 
p.s....could I get a santa hat for my grandson Nash's picture? (that's him on the left
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
totally loved it!
lol. that's hilarious.
we are avid campers, and you would be SHOCKED how many people think that a jar of peanut butter is how you cook while camping. then come home miserable and grippe-y about it.
we eat WAY "better" (not in a health sort of way, but hey, we're swimming, hiking, running around after the nephew, and soon the niece, not to mention the plain old (enjoyable) chores that are a part of the trip... we burn it off, right?
) when we're out in the woods than when we're at home.
i SOOOO want to take non campers who DON'T eat while outdoors... and end up wondering what the heck went wrong with their trip.... and teach a tutorial on good ole fashioned outdoor eating. mmmmmmmmn.
heck, even weinies over the fire taste better outside.
Camping without food? Impossible. That's half the fun. Definitely one of my favorite uses for whipped cream (next to pumpkin pie!)
LMAO!!! Think about using peanut butter.............!!!!
if your not burning the few calories the whip cream brought, your not doing it right.
im just sayin'
my favorite sex food is a 'chamoia' taste like strawberry/banana custard, juicey slippery and fun to eat. it has many large seeds that can add some interesting exchanges. it can get sticky if you stop moving too long. remember the better the party the bigger the mess.
I would like to have seen that!
You crack me up Beth!!
LMAO!
LOL.
lol Beth
Popsicles are good, too. Especially the rocket-shaped ones. Ahahaha!
@murisopsis - You made me laugh right out loud!
lol
"You think whipped cream is sticky? Baby, you ain't tried sticky sex until honey is involved."
Don't forget the honey.
What a waste of whipped cream!
LOLOLOLOL
lol!!! lol!!!
Ooh, it's gonna take a lot of whipped cream to get you off Santa's naughty list!
You are so naughty! LOL
I've been hearing that between you and I xanga is X-rated.
Check out @Danielle_Aliyyah_Li's take on whipped cream in a certain place.
The "isn't it sticky" lady probably ISN'T a screamer.... and you should've told her THAT'S why you buy plastic sheets!!! GAH.
LMFAO. I used fat free whipped cream last week. ;D yum
Well, you answered one of the things I wondered about. Now, I have to forget it. ha, ha, hah!
Honey is nice, too.
Lmao. Hilarious indeed.
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What difference do you make between sex and love ? At reading you=u I imagined sex like a sport . When the competition ?
Lobve
Michel
Well now.... you weren't kidding with the naughtyness.....but you are in the right company. :D
ROFL How come I can't have you in my WW group!?!?! I can imagine it'd be a riot and waay too much fun!!! LOL
LOL, this is too funny! & When I went camping last summer, it seemed that's what we did the most besides fishing.. EATING! I had tons of fun.
Haha. That's funny.
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You crack me up!
Anyone who goes camping without food, isn't doing it right. And birthday parties. Who has birthday parties (or any parties) without food, or with just a really little amount. It's a party you need food! Some people, eh
I don't like whipped cream, but I love the way your mind works.
Beth!!
That was a lively discussion. Whipped cream on the top half of the body.
@martna1 - You know I love you right? I do!
@badtimin - Thank! I like a man who appreciates me!
Yes, I was getting quite a chuckle from some of those comments! LOL! :)
Hahaha. Good for you!
oooooooooooooooh my god... hahaha you're awesome!
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